Legen- wait for it- DARY!!!

I salute my awesome self.

I am BACK!

I am ON!

I have regrouped, re-lost excess weight, re-exercised wobbly arms, normal heart rate AND -wait for it- I am up at 7 am effortlessly.

That is mostly because I have trouble sleeping on an empty stomach but whatever.

What is UP?!

It's been 10 days of reinventing myself but it already feels worth it.

In the mornings I have a healthy breakfast, cereal with milk, at lunch I eat at home thus eliminating unwanted fat and various additives, and for dinner I drink warm cocoa or boil a couple of eggs.

It works quite right.

Concerning the weight loss, that is, because I feel very dizzy and fainty which doesn't really bother me because

a. I am mostly doing very little amount of brainwork

b. I am mostly either sitting behind a desk or stretching on a couch (except from the times I work out)

So anyway I am mastering the art that is called ATLS and am scheduled to demonstrate my skills in excellence next Friday and Saturday.

Fingers crossed I might be able to return to my daily schedule of being in Urology and actually having fun whilst learning, if I get to pass the ATLS that is...

Is it hard??? Does ANYONE know???

Anyway- new sitcom- "How I Met Your Mother"- I am an addict. People warned me this would happen, but I had no idea how much.

So now I am about to begin on the 6th and present season, and thus I will be watching

Two And a Half Men

How I Met Your Mother

Modern Family

The Big Bang Theory

and Will and Grace because I just started that and am now in the 1st season.

Sooooo about Barney Stinson.

He is SO cool- I can watch How I Met Your Mother for hours in a row- no wait- that's what I've been doing three weeks now.

So one of my best friends suggested that I make up theories like Barney and reminded me of the lemon law- you know, 5 first minutes in the date you already know if you're sleeping with that person- which I think to be true in the girly version of "Five seconds you meet someone and you know whether you're actually attracted to them or they fall in the friend zone category" and I had actually told her my theory a couple of years ago.

And what IS creepy is that apart from saying those things I announce them beforehand raising my hand in Socrates motion and saying:

"I have a theory"

as compared to Barney's "New Theory".

I mean oh my god-

I have just realised that if I stretch it far enough-

I am....

*wait for it*

...

AWESOME

!!!

Hahahahahahaha

Oh yes I am that selfish ;-)

Barney has an awesome blog,

I too have an awesome *cough* blog!!!

This is SO obvious.

It's OUT there!

If you don't see it, it's your fault.

Anyhoo... back to reality.

I have been having some trouble with my wisdom teeth.

*gettem out, gettem removed, gettem removed*

The thing is they keep growing in a very slow motion and they are a pain in my mouth because they tend to push my otherwise perfectly aligned teeth forward and in that way ruining my perfect Colgate barney-stinson-gorgeous smile.

*gettem out, gettem removed, gettem removed*

I talked about removing them with my Dentist, but he thinks it's wrong removing teeth that are perfectly healthy.

So much for having a Dentist with a conscious.

If those wisdom teeth ruin my Brigitte-Bardot-front-gap I am going to be very pissed.

Very pissed indeed.

Although searching for that photo it seems Brigitte there has had some dental work over the years- so I guess she isn't as proud of that little gap as I am?

It's my trademark *stomp*

Kind of like my large thighs- but somehow I am not as attached to those as I am to my teeth.

My teeth let me sprinkle people when we go swimming... *sob*

Anyway, once I sit ATLS I will see what can be done with the wisdom rebels.

Other than that- I really love watching Modern Family.

How weird is it that I think Phil is a good husband to have? Anyone else thinks that? No? Just me?

I am listening to Absolute 80's on the radio and just now they are playing Queen, "I want it all" just to remind me that I actually won't.

But that's just another sad post which isn't this one.

I have also got an iphone 4 which is AMAZING and I will post about how nerdy I have become, but that's another post too.

And I guess life really just works most of the time "on the go" and that's a bit hard to get sometimes because it's kind of hidden between the lines, but then you think "hey- I do feel happy right now, don't I?" and you realise some things happen for a reason- the right reason- even if you don't realize it the second they happen.

You see?

Or is Barney more clear???

Ha ha...